Dilithium Rhapsody

Eric the Fruitbat

TTTO: Bohemian Rhapsody , by Queen

Scene One: The Engine Room

Geordie:  Is this the warp drive
          Is this machinery
          Caught in a fast dive
          No escape from the gravity
          Switch on your probe
          Look down at the globe and see
          I'm just a blind boy
          Aided prosthetically
          Because I clearly see, clearly know
          Enterprise flying low
          Can you hear the wind blow
          Bashing through the bulkheads
          To me, to me

Scene Two: The Bridge

Troi:     The Klingon is in command
          Has a turtle on his head
          Looks ridiculous in red
          Klingons, I can sense it now
          Are not content to sit at ops all day

          Worfie, ooh
          Didn't mean to make you growl
          I'm glad you shot Picard and William Riker
          Carry on, carry on
          (Let your navigating doom us)

Scene Three: The Engine Room

Geordie:  Too late, our time has come
          Sent shivers through the hull
          All the readouts going dull
          Good bye, everybody
          We've got to go
          Got to leave the stars behind
          And crash the ship
Troi:     Klingon, ooh
          I don't wanna die
          I sometimes wish you'd studied those damn controls

A light lights up on a console.

Geordie:  I see a little sillhouetto of a ship
          Red alert, red alert, will you answer my mayday
          Planetary lightning, very very frightening me
          Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Shuttlecraft
          I'd better go
          I'm just a blind boy, making a getaway
Troi:     He's just a blind boy, running for a shuttle bay
          Spare him his life from this mad mutiny

Scene Four: The Shuttlecraft Galileo

Geordie:  Tractor beam, locking on, will you let me go
Worf:     Quvatlh, no, I will not let you go
Troi:     Let him go
Worf:     Quvatlh, I will not let you go
Troi:     Let him go
Worf:     Quvatlh, I will not let you go
Geordie:  Let me go
Worf:     Will not let you go
Geordie:  Let me go
Worf:     Will not let you go
Geordie:  Let me go, oh
Worf:     No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Geordie:  Oh Leah Brahms, Leah Brahms
          Tell me where I ought to go
          Doc Heisenberg has a theory put aside
          For me, for me, for me

He spins off into space and is lost forever.

Scene Five: The Bridge

Picard:   So you think you can stun me and capture my craft
          So you think you can beat me and give me the shaft
          Oh, baby
          Can't do this to my baby
          Just gotta win out, just gotta get you out of here

A battle; Worf is shot.

Epilogue: The Shuttlecraft Galileo

Geordie:  Nothing's really matter
          Anyone can see
          Nothing's really matter, nothing's really matter, but me