Known Space Lightbulb jokes

From: Robert Sneddon <>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written
Subject: Known Space Lightbulb jokes
Date: Sat, 16 Sep 95 23:33:35 GMT

Due to massive (well three people asked) demand, here is (from memory) the almost complete list of Larry Niven's Known Space (tm) lightbulb jokes :

And a few Motie lightbulb jokes...

and my favourite ...

Slightly off-topic -

Robert Sneddon GM8YWD
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