If cars were like computers
This is a real Golden Oldie, which I got off the Net, but without an
attribution. If you know it, could you
it to me
for inclusion? Thanks
At a recent computer exposition, Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If General
Motors had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, GM issued a press release stating: "If
General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
you could continue. For some reason, you would simply accept this.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would
run on only five percent of the roads.
The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning
The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before
Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine
30 March 2012: Robert Hill emailed to say:
I saw your joke post from
the "if cars were like computers" and thought you would like to
see that #10 is true now
2009 Nissan Altima
[But at least it does say "STOP" as well]